Ohhhh long johnson.

nobody@vox.com(Girl) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:14:45 -0500

LMFAO

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because you like beautiful music too

nobody@vox.com(Girl) — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 23:16:19 -0500

Tchaikovsky - "The Seasons" - October

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LMFAO

nobody@vox.com(Girl) — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 12:31:55 -0500

I'm watching Grey's Anatomy online and I just saw Izzie put her stethoscope in her ears backwards. This is pretty basic stuff - come on Grey's, I expect some realism from a national TV show!

RIGHT

WRONG

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WHAT THE FRICK

nobody@vox.com(Girl) — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 00:23:33 -0500

I came home today after dinner to find my room in my apartment totally infested with flies. I saw one or two yesterday but I thought they were just from having my window open so I killed em but there are literally at least fifteen flies hanging out in my room right now and I'm SCARED SHITLESS. You try taking medical microbiology with my professor and NOT be terrified of this disgusting disease vector.

What if they landed on the edge of my diet coke while I was napping or out of my room? What if they're carrying cholera or typhoid fever? What if they vomited/excreted pathogens RIGHT INTO MY POP? Holy fucking shit I really am going to cry. I don't know what to do. I don't know where my local Infectious Disease clinic is!!

I can't even find where they're coming from... I don't have any food out or things rotting. My trash (which has no food or perishable items) is tightly closed. My bunny's litterbox has no flies by it so I don't think they're coming from his cage.

Please help. :( I am scared to go to sleep.

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and I went shopping today.

nobody@vox.com(Girl) — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 18:28:19 -0500

Dear Weather:
You suck. I realize that I signed up for this when I agreed to live in the Midwest, but this is not funny anymore. You are hot one minute, cold the next... and obviously you didn't listen when I suggested a visit to the doctor and subsequent prescription for LITHIUM. I wouldn't mind so much if my closet space were not limited to one season at a time. Seeing as it is the end of September, I would like to put away most of my summer attire, but every time I try, you go and throw a sunny 90* day at me. Please make your mind one way or the other. It would be greatly appreciated.

Love,
Girl

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Vox Hunt: On My Nightstand

nobody@vox.com(Girl) — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 17:08:20 -0500

Show us what's on your nightstand.
Submitted by Mike E.

Nightstand

1) Alarm clock, complete with the most annoying cock-a-doodle-doo rooster noise known to man.

2) Multiple cans of coke zero. I had a Neuroscience exam on Friday, self-explanatory.

3) Anna Karenina, greatest book ever written.

4) Diary

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QotD: My Thoughts on Prenups

nobody@vox.com(Girl) — Sun, 19 Aug 2007 10:40:49 -0500

Would you sign a prenuptial agreement? Why or why not?
Submitted by Lantastic.

Of course. Realistically, chances are that I will be the wealthier spouse, and in my world, love and business are entirely separate things. If you love me, you can show me that you aren't marrying me for my money. I have seen too many times how badly blind faith in somebody can end up.

Even if my future husband is wealthier than I am, I will still sign it. I do not want anybody's money or support. Any money that I did not earn is dirty to me and I couldn't sleep at night if I spent it.

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Vox Hunt: Always Good For A Laugh

nobody@vox.com(Girl) — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 22:28:09 -0500

Video: Share a video that makes you laugh every time you watch it.

Grape Lady Falls

If you didn't see this the first time I posted it... you are seriously missing out.

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shoes etc

nobody@vox.com(Girl) — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 18:48:23 -0500

I bought six new pairs of shoes this weekend. These, these, these, these (in ivory leather), leopard print peep-toed pumps with an ankle strap (but a black heel) from guess, and black pointy toed pumps with like blackish blue/green/purple sequins. It was a good weekend for shoes.

That is truly the only thing in my life worth updating about.

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QotD: I'll Have The Usual

nobody@vox.com(Girl) — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 20:22:40 -0500

If a waiter stopped by right now to take your order, what cocktail or drink are you having?

I will probably have a vodka tonic. Unless I'm feeling cute, in which case I will have a midori sour. Or I'm feeling desperate, and then I'll have a lemon drop... or four. And sometimes, if I just want to look fancy, I'll get a glass of white zinfandel because that's the only wine I do.

I was kind of a mojito girl before but I'm getting tired of those... and margaritas are so hit or miss. I tried cosmos for a while too but I spill anything that comes in a martini glass so that was out.

I'm always open to new cocktail suggestions, things to broaden my cirrhotic liver's horizons and all that, so if you know of something I might like do not hesitate to inform me.

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