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What are your deal breakers in a relationship?

1. Don't lie. I am not possessive or jealous and don't care if you're hanging out with your ex tonight.
2. Be a gentleman. Say thank you, offer me your coat, hold the door.
3. Don't disrespect me. I am a woman, not one of the guys.
4. Don't patronize me. I already have a daddy.
5. Don't take me for granted.

Doesn't seem that hard, does it? Judging by the fellas here though, it's harder than it looks..

You know you're out of it when you step into the shower, only to realize you haven't taken your bra or underwear off.

Nice.

My life is boring.
My best friend, in a relationship for a year and a half, has hooked up with more guys this year than I have.
I got 98% on the test which makes my final GPA for Year 2.... 4.0.
I went shopping, and bought more lacy skirts and dresses, and peep toed pumps. Like I needed any.
Got my hair done... blonde highlights and a trim. yawn.
I'm actually so bored with myself that I'm probably going to fall asleep typi...zz.zzzzzzzz

What's that secret dream job you've always believed you'd be good at, but never gone for? 
Submitted by wedgeh.

coked out promiscuous socialite. oh well, maybe in another lifetime.

Three letters can sum up my feelings toward the new spiderman movie:

LOL.

to be fair though, it wasn't a complete waste of time, since I did achieve multiple orgasms watching james franco be all... angsty and delicious. mmm.